December 2009
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Bakit hindi i-try ng mga emo uminom ng cooking oil...
ramonbautista: tokwatbaboy asks: Anong nakukuha ng tao — lalo na ng mga lalaki — sa madalas na pag-inom [ng beer, etc]? Read More
Dec 30th
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Madalas sa mga tiangge...
Me: (looking for shoes)
Tindera: Ano po yun, ate? Meron po kaming sizes.
Me: (sa isip --> Malamang. Meron bang free size na shoes?)
I'll keep on looking and looking until I find the one I like...
Me: Miss, size 7 nito.
Tindera: (Pupunta sa stock room. Pagbalik...) Ay last size na po 'yan.
Me: *rolls eyes* >:(( (sa isip --> Asan ang sizes? Asan ang sizes?)
Dec 29th
Listenbekbekregencia: PANIC AT THE DISCO - Northern...
Dec 29th
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Choosy kasiiiiii.XDDD
Me: (hugging joyfully the bear stuff toy I got as a gift from my work's Christmas Party)
Mommy: Nung bata ako ang gusto ko talaga manika e. Kahit kailan hindi ako nahilig sa teddy bear.
Me: Ay ako, ayoko ng manika. Gusto ko teddy bear para pwede sa lalaki.
Mommy: Ay, ay. Nadudulas na...
Me: Noooooooo... XDDDD
Earlier, my Mom was asking me why I still don't have a boyfriend. She was joking me that she'll not be able to sleep if she discovers I'm actually a lesbian.
Oh no! Mom, I'm not lesbian!!! I just can't help it if I don't like too-girly stuff!XDDD
Dec 27th
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If a cab refuses you, text its plate number to...
pinoytumblr: kingskyesdad: helgaholic: Land Transport Office chief Suansing announced today. Tapos pAsA L0aD nEo pLz aQ sA 09155740902 tHx p0wHz
Dec 22nd
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Dec 17th
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Dec 10th
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Ugaliin ang tamang paglalaslas
ramonbautista: Fig 1. Ang wasto at mas epektibong paglalaslas ay sa direksyong lengthwise at hindi crosswise sa pulso. Mag ingat sa blade at baka mahiwa ang kamay-panlaslas. Babala: Huwag tatanga-tanga at delikado ang prosesong ito. hahahahahaha. Para siguradong tepok!XD
Dec 9th
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“We have this idea that love is supposed to last forever. But love isn’t...”
– Neil Strauss
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WARNING!
Your too much attention can lead to my obsession. :)
Dec 6th
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Menage-a-trois
Miss A: Camille, may sikretong tanong ako sa´yo.
Me: Ano ´yon? (naintriga)
Miss A: Si Claa ba saka si Anton?
Me: Ha? Hindi. (natatawa)
Miss A: E kayo ba ni Anton?
Me: haha. Hindi no. Magkakaibigan lang kami. hahahaha.
Miss A: ahhh...
Nang maikwento ko kay Claa...
Claa: Ibig sabihin non, maghiwahiwalay na tayo. ahahaha.
... Dala-dalawa pa babae ni Anton. hahaha.
Me: Payag naman tayo. hahaha.
Nang maikwento kay Anton...
Anton: Sana sinabi mo, ¨Pakipot kasi si Anton e.¨ hahahaha.
(Hmmm... bawal nabang maging close ang mga babae´t lalake?XD)
Dec 4th
November 2009
Nov 30th
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